one word: firstdatebathroomanal
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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