About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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