i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
This is my gift to your gina
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Randomize
