There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I think people are normalizing furries
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
