I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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