have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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