Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize