brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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