his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
The chlamydia really affected his face.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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