He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
