She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
