the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain