Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
It's just like the Real World with babies
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
did i walk over a car last night?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy