have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
