i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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