i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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