sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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