so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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