do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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