I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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