I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Randomize