there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
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I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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