God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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