No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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