Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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