She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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