Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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