Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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