Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live