Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again