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(734): View more from Michigan

I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.

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(303): View more from Colorado

We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.

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(941): View more from Florida

you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?

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(310): View more from California

so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?

(818): View more from California

by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.

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(415): View more from California

I have another pimple on my ass cheek.

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I'll be there in 10 minutes.

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(979): View more from Texas

There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car

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(307): View more from Wyoming

So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.

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