the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I will be naked everywhere
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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