Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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