'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
It's just like the Real World with babies
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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