Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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