just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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