I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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