Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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