This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
two words: eviction party
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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