with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
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Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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