I love black thongs
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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