fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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