Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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