but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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Worst way to find out I have a half sister
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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