Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
There r osticjed everywhere
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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