The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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