So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
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You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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