no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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