I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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