Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book