i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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