All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
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one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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