when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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