he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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