There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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