I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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