My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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