I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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