is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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