theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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