lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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