i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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