Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she smelled like a LAN party
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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