We're like a lot better than the average bears
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
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do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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